shavingryansprivates:

mary had a little lamb

little lamb

little lamb

mary had a little lamb

whose fleece was swag as fuck

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via riceboyrey)

virginitity:

*orders happy meal*

*not the toy i wanted*

*not happy*

(via ph0king)

timomundsons:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(Source: heathledgerarchives, via ohshucksitscy)

is there a way for me to donate my body fat to the starving kids in africa

(Source: teensfromhell, via annnaliangg)

fairlyevenparents:

because everytime we touch i get this feeling, and that feeling is no

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succeedin:

fab                     fab        fab fab fab fab fab

fab  fab      fab   fab        fab

fab      fab fab     fab       fab fab fab

fab         fab       fab        fab

fab                     fab       fab

fab                     fab       fab fab fab fab fab

(Source: succeeding, via annnaliangg)

shady-brain-farm:

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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